Negotiating: My New Investment Strategy

Hello All:

With all the bad news in the market place, the pain that real estate investors are experiencing, and the individuals that are not getting involved in our independent arbitration business opportunity, here is something to laugh at...

My New Investment Strategy-Take up drinking

If you had purchased $1,000 of Lehman Bros. stock one year ago, you would
have $49 left.
With Wachovia, you would have $16.50 left.
With AIG, you would have less than $5 left.

But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the
beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would
have had $214.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg plan.